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Joined on 10/24/09
Master the game's basic controls
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Slay the undead dragon.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Get the bad ending